Save The Letter People!!!
2003-04-15 - 9:49 a.m.

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

Every time you say something as a result of an obsessive-compulsive urge, innocent letter people are scattered to the wind. The alphabet is very angry at this misuse of their services. Perfectly good letters that could be used for much better things are being squandered on repetition of the most pointless things.

For example, every time I repeat my favourite obsessive-compulsive sentence, i squander 37 innocent letterpeople. and 9 words. That means that if i repeated it once a day for a year, i would have used 13505 letter people and 3285 words! If i did it for, say, 7 years, that's 94535 letter people and 22995 words!!! that's the size of a small novel!

so, i am on a quest to Save The Letter People by eliminating obsessive-compulsive phrases from my daily conversation as best as possible. :)

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